Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
do you ever look at people just and really really really want to be their friend
i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
I thought you meant only on your hands and I was like, hell that’s way harder than algebra